If I gave you chlamydia
Would you still call me honey
Still do all my laundry
Still cook for me sometimes
If it was actually syphillis
Could you ever forgive me
Could you still wash my car
And tell your sister I’m sorry
If you give me Corona
Should I ask how you got it
Should I ask where your mask is
And if your stepmom has herpes
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I imagine this would be something Enrique Iglesias would sing.